Lies and Secrets

Domestic Bliss From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (5 hours old)

I can't wait until I can do it again. I mean, until I can do it again with Jake, meaning really until HE can do it again with ME. His scar is looking much better (although I'd probably want to t… more

Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex" From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (5 hours old)

Yup. A linguistic phenomena from the dark lands of Essex/Dagenham is the insertion of an extra syllable in one syllable words. It drives me nuts! For example: Hair is pronounced "hayer" … more

The good things about three legs From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (8 hours old)

I explained to my boys what siamese twins are. I described a specific case where the girls where conjoined at the hip and thus had three legs, two torsos and two heads. I expressed my regret at how di… more

A practical answer From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (9 hours old)

Based on the evidence presented in the question: I would bleed to death. I am clearly a moron and if I met a wolf in the forest would probably show it my would and ask for help thinking it's Lassie.… more

A practical question From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (10 hours old)

You visit a forest. You have no mobile, no radio, no walkie-talkie. No communicative device whatsoever. It starts to rain but you have no water-proofs, no tent, no umbrella. After shivering under … more

holy shit ...... From taylor8ash in Ash begins again.......... (12 hours old)

....I Think im dying! i got up this morning with no energy and couldnt face breakfast... i just thought i was tired so i went to work, by the time i'd driven there i decided i should have stayed at… more

The Weather From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (15 hours old)

Perfect for staying in! … more

The art of meaningful conversation From ravingmad in lifes-a-bitch (23 hours old)

Hubby comes up with the sweetest things sometimes! There I was sitting at my computer and he at his, and he turned to me and said...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > … more

words From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (1 day old)

Thank you for words which do not cut Do not tie and do not lash For words which light up ease and sustain I can't sew and can't do numbers Can't find my way across towns But my words can reach… more

A Rooster Tail! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (1 day old)

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing wen… more

Tele Catch Up From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (1 day old)

Top Gear (1 hour) Buzzcocks (1/2 hour) Russell Howard's Good News (1/2 hour) (Still jmiffed that they don't show the extra bits on iPlayer) Life (1 hour) Miranda (1/2 hour) Ahahaha! The CHAIR!!!… more

Haircut 100 From sexymf ^Pro in What the fuck did I do? (1 day old)

Hair has gone. Not all of it, but a significant amount. Three years of long and curly/wavy, gone in an hour. I look more preppy, than fuzzy, more Vampire Weekend... ...than Rafael Nadal...  ...but… more

Language lesson cancelled. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

I was going to give you a quick and pointless lesson on how to speak "Essex" but I have decided to not bother as I am vair tired. So am going to bed. In my bed, from where I am typing this. M… more

White coats and blue overalls From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (2 days old)

My body used to do exactly as it was told. I was healthy and supple, slim and full of energy. I have been very fat and monumentally happy about it. I have been extremely thin and still happy with … more

*pride* From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (2 days old)

Today not only did I do college work throughout the two hour gap in my college day, but when the oportunity came to go home early, I stayed. Which means I've completed and printed out tomorow's small… more

Waiting and shopping. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

As I await the arrival of Mr Flatpack and his truck, I have been doing even more shopping on line. A tv bench and dvd player have been purchased but I was annoyed that the TV I added to my basket -… more

Blowing Free From Old-Nick ^Pro in Channel 136 (2 days old)

What the fuck are they wearing! Great song though. :>… more

A true first for me.....and I suppose for you. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (3 days old)

Yes you! Because I hate to leave anyone out. I am just a blessing and a joy to your life pickle, trust me on this one. Anyway, what was I going on about again?..... Oh yes. This here po… more

My pussy's hairy days are numbered From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

... as of tonight! Jake bravely persisted with the oral last night after I paid him a fleeting visit following a night out with the girls, but I can tell it will be more fun for both of us once I h… more

*sigh* From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (3 days old)

I sit in bed reading. The fire alarm goes off. I am unclothed. I wait for other residents to switch it off. Doors open and close. Feet are heard on the stairs. Yet the alarm still rings. Eventu… more

Dangers of anonymous sex blogs From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

So - another sex blogger's anonymity bites the dust. What is it with the public's obsession to unmask every last anonymous blogger who happens to have landed a publishing deal? Are people THAT bor… more

Little and big lies, little and big love From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (3 days old)

Pest n.1 asked me, when he was about two, how old I was. I removed ten years from my real age and gave him the number. For the last six years, then, Pest n.1 has been adding a year, diligently, at eac… more

Somebody Somewhere From Kibitz in Posted Notes (3 days old)

Somebody Somewhere repeatedly said - One day my son you’ll be a success. On that day the rivers will freeze. Skies turn black and birds lie dead. The boy said nothing - Fully convinced - Whateve… more

A November Day From ravingmad in welovepoems (4 days old)

It was cold outside So I stayed indoors And read my book And did some chores. Then I sat down In the conservat'ry With a nice big mug Of "builders" tea. Through the glass I could see the… more

I have just ordered... From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (4 days old)

A DVD storage case that can hold 170 DVD's (Hmmmm, might have to order another one) and three modular book cases for my flat. Tomorrow a single bed sized black leather bean bag gets delivered and I… more

Want a good laugh! From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (4 days old)

Check this page out!!!! http://twitter.com/RedneckSingle… more

A Disappointing Weekend. From smitty1247 in My life as it happens (4 days old)

Got up at 4:00 a.m. on Saturday to go Duck/Goose hunting with my father in law. It was slightly misting and very overcast. By the time we got to the blind, got the decoys set up and in position it w… more

MisFits - E4 From Kibitz in Television (4 days old)

Any one here watching Misfits - On Thursday nights at ten of the clock? T’is a comedy drama with an implausible premise which actually works surprisingly well. A group of teens on Community Se… more

New PC and toasty heating. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (4 days old)

Finally the Bod from IT has been and replaced my work PC! He came on Thursday when I was out of the office and he was only two weeks late, but beggars can’t be choosers or whatever. I now no l… more

Polite awakenings From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (4 days old)

I set my alarm to wake me at 8.30 so I could make a phone call. My iPhone has the ability to save many different alarms. The alarm I managed to set had Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies as it's noise.… more