Dammit!! Home Bargains you're making me FAT!!

Was browsing round Home Bargains yesterday on my way home from work and picked up a mahoosive box of broken cookies that were going for something stupid like 69p. "Hmmmmm" thought I, " I could either take them into work tomorrow and share them and have something to dunk in my tea, or I could keep them at home so I stop scoffing the boyf's expensive and multi-calorific biccies". I got them home and set them on the counter in the kitchen, where they stayed for approximately 5 minutes. Got into my pjs faster than Superman can get into lycra and kindly escorted the box of cookies and a bottle of milk upstairs to my room, where I got into bed and proceeded to devour the lot.

Well, I managed to save myself half a box for tonight, which is why I'm back in bed with biscuits to my left and milk to my right and a GODDAMMIT THE CAT JUST FARTED AND IT REEEEEEEEEKS!!! Was gonna say a milk moustache but OH BEJESUS that is one helluva whiff. The milk has started to curdle its so bad. And its LINGERING!!! OH GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY I'M GOING TO SUFFOCATE......

BLEURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ha ha, she's woken herself up cos she smells so bad.

11 Comments to Dammit!! Home Bargains you're making me FAT!!

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- kendersrule ^Pro
- Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:02:55
ow! my ribs!
- - SecretsAndLies
  - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:06:31
  S'not funny! Its only just dispersing!!
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:16:25
    what on earth do you feed her?! my grandma occasionally fed her dog brussel sprouts!
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- smitty1247
- Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:06:53
ROFLMFAO
- - SecretsAndLies
  - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:16:17
  Well I'm glad everyone's enjoying themselves whilst the paint is peeling off the walls around my cat. Harrumph!!!
  - - smitty1247
    - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:27:45
    Better check your neighbors flat too. Might have crept over there as well.
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:24:02
oh and what is this 'home bargains'? why haven't I heard of it before?!
- - SecretsAndLies
  - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:52:32
  Home Bargains is a discount store - probably a northern thing - where you can get stuff at knockoff prices. Like packs of noodles for 18p and Campbells soup for 35p and tins of sea bream (which is what I feed the cat) for 10p....
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - Tuesday, 17. Jun, 2008 @ 18:56:24
    oooo! sounds good! why don't we have them?! hang on //tins// of sea bream?! to the cat! no wonder!
    - - SecretsAndLies
      - Wednesday, 18. Jun, 2008 @ 08:56:54
      They're only small flat tins, like a mini version of a small tin of tuna, and she only gets 1 or 2 a day....
      - kendersrule ^Pro
        
        Wednesday, 18. Jun, 2008 @ 09:07:23
        
        If it was fish from the fishmonger then that'd be great, but tinned fish is //not// the same! Might as well feed her pickled onions!
        
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