My hangover seems to have finally abated.

I can now concentrate on writing a more literate blog.

So yes, me and the ex last night... As I was saying, I managed not to accidentally fall on top of his cock whilst naked, and am rather proud of that. Despite the fact that for the past two days I have been reminiscing about what mind-blowing sex we used to have, and reflecting on the fact that although I have a boyf who closely resembles a porn star, he's not up to scratch in the bedroom stakes.

Yes, I wasn't the slightest bit tempted to stick my tongue in his mouth or give him a hasty blowjob down a sidestreet or anything like that. I was a good girl. I can look my boyf in the eye and think 'I have nothing to feel guilty about - last night I was FAITHFUL'.

Well done me.

.......erm......having your hands down each other's pants frantically finger fucking at the bus stop doesn't count, right??