I was having a little think whilst sat on the loo earlier (as you do) about how sex was started. Bizarre, I know, but stick with me. I mean, did Adam know what to do with his dick or did God (if we're going for the biblical version) have to tell him? Apparently he was created as a man, not a boy, so he would've missed out on the whole puberty > embarassing erections > wet dreams > premature ejaculation nonsense and gone straight on to wanking. Surely? And did he get a hard-on one day and say "Eve, get a load of this!" or "Hmmmmm...where shall I put this?" And at what point did he/they decide that, ahem, the 'front door' was better than the 'back door'? This got me thinking of a whole load of different things like why should we use lube - if we are doing what nature intended our bodies should supply all we need. Also, what was the first ever condom/contraception like? Did the Romans wish they'd invented plastic so they wrap their cocks up in a plastic bag so there weren't too many heirs to the emperor's throne??
And all this whilst on the loo. My, I do use my time wisely!!!
Of course, if we developed from primates then we obviously know innately that the male dingaling goes into the lady's front bottom and produces offspring. Easy!!
kendersrule
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1st contraception was leather thingies. surprisingly early on!
N see prydwen for an amusing take on biblical sex lol!