I was having a little think whilst sat on the loo earlier (as you do) about how sex was started. Bizarre, I know, but stick with me. I mean, did Adam know what to do with his dick or did God (if we're going for the biblical version) have to tell him? Apparently he was created as a man, not a boy, so he would've missed out on the whole puberty > embarassing erections > wet dreams > premature ejaculation nonsense and gone straight on to wanking. Surely? And did he get a hard-on one day and say "Eve, get a load of this!" or "Hmmmmm...where shall I put this?" And at what point did he/they decide that, ahem, the 'front door' was better than the 'back door'? This got me thinking of a whole load of different things like why should we use lube - if we are doing what nature intended our bodies should supply all we need. Also, what was the first ever condom/contraception like? Did the Romans wish they'd invented plastic so they wrap their cocks up in a plastic bag so there weren't too many heirs to the emperor's throne??

And all this whilst on the loo. My, I do use my time wisely!!!

Of course, if  we developed from primates then we obviously know innately that the male dingaling goes into the lady's front bottom and produces offspring. Easy!!